dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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