And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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