drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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