So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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