I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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