writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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