Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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