I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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