Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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