how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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