Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I touched a dick in church today
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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