Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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