so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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