At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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