do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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