You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
No more Irish car bombs ever.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Randomize