I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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