So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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