if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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