Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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