Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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