You just made me feel so damn special
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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