covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
So apparently I’m into choking now
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