sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
love makes seman taste better
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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