Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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