bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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