i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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