So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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