i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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