If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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