lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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