i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
