whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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