Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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