You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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