is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
