so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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