Your tits are I can't wait for
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Dicks are not precious.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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