I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
did you just send me my own nude
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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