His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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