omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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