this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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