Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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