Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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