ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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