He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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