I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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