at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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