Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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