Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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