but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Randomize
