I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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