This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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