Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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