how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Randomize
