he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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